We Must Cleanse Ourselves from Those who are Unclean

August 13, 2010

Alright people! It’s time to act!! I was just reading in Leviticus and came upon some shocking scriptures that we have to act upon!

Leviticus 11:9-12

“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the streams – such you may eat. But anything in the seas of the streams that does not have fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and among all the other living creatures that are in the waters – they are detestable to you and detestable they shall remain. Of their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcass you shall regard as detestable. Everything in the waters that does not have fins and scales is detestable to you.”

I always knew there was a reason that I am allergic to seafood! But I know there are plenty of people in the world who eat shell fish, muscles, lobster, calamari, and other creatures of the sea that are detestable and unclean! So it is time that we act on this!! I want to get together a mob of people who will stand with me on this! The more angry and worked up we can get the better! We have to really show these people we not only hate what they do, but we hate them! I am planning a movement and our first protest will be outside the popular seafood restaurant, Ocean Basket.

We have to make signs, lots and lots of signs, that will make these people feel guilty of their actions, and condemn them! Here are some examples:

“Shell fish = HELL fish!!”

“Calamari? I’m Sorry!!! You are unclean!!!”

“Lobster is the modern day mobster! You are unclean and a monster!!!”

We will stand outside Ocean Basket with these signs and wait for people to come out of the restaurant. Then we will ask people what they ate while they were inside and if they tell us they ate any of the above mentioned unclean foods, we will start shouting at them, maybe even beat one of them down! We have to let these unclean people know that we no longer stand for their dirty ways and we have to rid ourselves of these impurities!!! They are responsible for our societal moral decline! In the meantime, we need to contact all of our government officials and start petitions to try and get any seafood restaurant, or grocery store that sells these unclean foods, to be shut down immediately! We need to get a law passed banning the sells of these unclean foods!!