What?! Viagra will rid me of many problems in my life?

So, yeah. There I was just minding my own business when I noticed I had an email from my sister-in-law Darcy. I checked it, and there was a simple little sentence and a link, which I thought was her attempt at trying to be funny, as she often does. The sentence said, “…It’ll rid you of many problems in your life!!” Yes, the sentence literally began with an ellipsis and ended it with, not one, but two exclamation points.

Knowing Darcy, I figured the link leading me to this thing that promised to solve all my problems would be a good deal on a razor (she’s a beard hater), or a video of a monkey picking its butt, falling out of a tree (she likes that kind of thing), or something along those lines. So I clicked on the link. To my surprise it was more random than I could have imagined! It was a GREAT deal (I assume because that is what it said, “great deal”, though I have not ever bought it) on Viagra. At that moment, I realized, or at least hoped with all my heart and soul, that she had been hacked, and I informed her.

Here’s what she posted on Facebook, which I (actually do) find pretty, pretty, pretty funny!

“If either my husband or I have you in our contacts, you’ve probably received a pretty interesting email from me today (I got hacked… again). Sorry about that! But here are some of my top picks and who they were sent to: “Your penis can do much more!” (former principal), “My friend helped me to get rid of eczema!” (Michael Moore), “I know how to save your family!” (my mom), “100% of good sex!” (my hubby’s law school professor), “Quality is guaranteed!” (my hubby’s last boss, a federal judge), “Feel like a man all over again!” (my good friends Jacqueline, Katiah, Emily, and Tia), “My girlfriend looks like a Top-Model!” (a parent of one of my former students), and last but not least, “Forget about your dysfunctions!” (appropriately sent to my sweet husband) If you were left out of this email fiasco, that’s really too bad! :)”

Good (not all that) clean fun right there! Oh, and…let me know if you want the link! I’ll get Darcy to email it to you. …It’ll rid you of many problems in your life!!

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One Response to What?! Viagra will rid me of many problems in my life?

  1. wanga says:

    hilarious!

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