Clinton’s Dictionary – Word #4

March 14, 2010

Conadoratious (con-ade-oray-shee-us)– adjective – apt or not likely to remember; forgetful.

DERIVATIVES

Conadoratiously – adverb

Conadoratiousness – noun

Example: I forgot to take the dvd back to Mr. Video again! I can be so conadoratious sometimes!


Clinton’s Dictionary – Word #3

March 14, 2010

Flatterated (flat-er-ated) – ajdective – hard to come by; rare.

DERIVATIVES

Flatterate – verb (trans)

Flatteratedly – adverb

Example: Good role models are flatterated in the Cape Flats.


Clinton’s Dictionary – Word #2

March 14, 2010

Correscious (core-eh-shee-us) – adjective – just the way it is supposed to be.

DERIVATIVES

Corresciously – adverb

Corresciousness – noun

Example: Life is so correscious right now.


Clinton’s Dictionary – Word #1

March 14, 2010

Prestestous (press-tis-tus) – adjective – enjoying spreading things.

DERIVATIVES:

Prestestously – adverb

Prestestousness – noun

Example: Clinton scatters his belongings all over the flat in a prestestous manner.


Random Thought #38

March 12, 2010

It’s not a very good idea to send text messages while driving a motorcycle down the highway. Just my opinion though. What do I know?!


Random Thought #37

March 10, 2010

If one more person asks me if it is sore to get a tattoo I may actually explode! OF COURSE IT IS SORE!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A NEEDLE POKING INK INTO YOUR SKIN! But no, I did not cry.


Random Thought #36

March 10, 2010

I just saw a guy hanging out of a taxi, shouting at two ladies walking down the street, followed by him licking his lips, with lust in his eyes, like a person would dramatically lick their lips before eating a rack of ribs. It was THE single most disgusting thing I have seen in a long, long time!


Random Thought #35

March 5, 2010

Today I saw the truck of a butcher, and on the side it said, “Silence of the lambs.” I think they thought it was really clever marketing. But it only made me really not want to buy meat from them, for fear of what kind of meat it might be!


Something for the Elbows

March 3, 2010

Today on the train a lady passed by selling eye-liner pencils and lipstick. I thought I was exempt from her target market but she stopped in front of me none the less.

“Sir, do you want anything for your elbows?”

“For my elbows?!”, I had never been asked such a question in my entire life! What on earth would be wrong with my elbows and what on earth could a lady on the train offer me for them?!

“Yeah. Something for your elbows!” the lady said as though I am an infidel.

“Um…no thanks.”

She shrugged and walked on. But after she was out of sight I started to wonder…maybe I do need something for my elbows! But what? I don’t know. I will look out for that lady and ask her what my elbows might need.


Abomination – UNMOVED Episode 4

March 2, 2010

http://thoughtsofbrown.com/moved/

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DISCLAIMER:
This video in no way represents God, Christians, or Christianity as a whole, but is merely a satire of undesirable behavior of certain groups and individuals. For more information visit:http://thoughtsofbrown.com/moved/

Thanks to Anotherlove Productions for producing the video.
http://www.anotherloveproductions.com


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