If you can go to a film festival or get your hands on this documentary somehow, watch it! It is powerful stuff!! A 12-year-old Palestinian boy was killed in the West Bank city of Jenin by Israeli soldiers when they mistook a play gun he had for a real one.
On his death the boy’s father decided to allow his organs to be donated. They organ recipients were Israeli, and one of the children was a Jew. The film follows the father and three of the children who received organs.
WordPress is cool. I like it a lot! One of the things I like the most about it is the stats feature. For those of you who don’t know, the stats feature allows you to go “behind the scenes” like a fanatical, psycho stalker and see: how many people have clicked on your blog, how many times specific posts have been clicked on, other links they clicked on from your site, webpages that led them to your blog, and phrases that were searched that led them to your blog.
I am not totally obsessed! Just a little bit. Ok, ok, just a little bit more than a little bit. But I find that kind of stuff really interesting!
It’s very interesting to see certain phrases and words that led people to my blog because they typed into a search engine. Like, “alcohol is my love” for instance. That was a phrase that someone (don’t worry it doesn’t tell me who) typed into Google, or Yahoo or some search engine, and one of the webpage options that was given to them was my blog. That’s so weird. Especially because alcohol is not my love.
I have written quite a bit about horses; a few posts on the Equine Therapy. I have been shocked, pretty much on a daily basis, to see how many people search stuff about horses. What is it with horses? Is there a secret global obsession that I did not know about? Here are some of the things (regarding horses) people have searched to get to my site:
horse rearing up
running horses
free stallion
wild horses rearing
rabid horse
running horse
horse rearing up
rearing horses
rearing horses in a field
black horse
alcohol is my love
running horses palomino
black horses running free
black horse running
black horse
And on my blog I am pretty, pretty, pretty sure they did not find what they were looking for! So, if you are actually one of those people who got to this post through searching something about a horse… I am so sorry if you were misled, but you are most welcome to stay, and come back again real soon!
South African public holidays that happen in the middle of the week are annoying when you want to get stuff done. Not only is everything closed on the actual day, but nobody does any work for the rest of the week. If it’s on a Wednesday or Thursday, people here just take the rest of the week off!
“Oh! Wednesday is a public holiday? I love five day weekends!”
Yesterday was Heritage Day. I am a firm believer in knowing where we come from so we can know where we’re going! But it seems the focus of Heritage Day has shifted a bit, seeing that most advertisers are now calling it National Braai Day.
I went in Pick and Pay around 6:39 PM last night to grab some groceries. It was packed. And 86.2% of the people in the store were drunk! (Approximately 23.6% of the store goers were children min you! You do the math.) The place smelled like a rotten wine factory!
It made me not like Heritage Day even more than before.
I should probably be happy about public holidays. But then again I am not a school child anymore, and I do not hate my job. So most of the time public holidays are just an inconvenience for me. Especially when the post office and banks are closed for a National Cook Meat Over a Fire and Get Alcohol Poisoning Day.
Yeah, this rant was brought to you by me needing to mail stuff yesterday, but I am sure the roots are much deeper. Sorry.
This is a warning! This blog contains semi-crude potty humor. If you are not an individual that subscribes to such humor, do not read beyond this point!
Ok, for those of you who don’t like it but kept reading just to see what this is all about, this is your second warning! There will be no more, seriously.
Hello my fellow potty heads!
So I was standing at a urinal in a public toilet today doing you know what, and this man pulls up next to me and starts doing his thing. He was one of those really focused public toilet goers, which I appreciate, who just looked at the wall and minded his own business, if you know what I mean. He looked like some sort of successful businessman or something; sporting a nice Italian suit, dark tan a little out of season, a nice toupee, and one of those used car salesmen smirks.
I was also standing there, minding my own business, though it does not seem like it by my gratuitous description of the man, and all of the sudden this guy passes a good fifteen second fart; and not just any old fart, he played Reveille with his bums in a way that would have made any soldier proud! I’m talking about a real bugle blowing contest, but he was the one and only contender!
But he did not move. He kept his face like flint and continued on with the task at hand. It was at that moment I wished I wasn’t an adult. Because kids can just bust out laughing and it is socially accepted that they are “just kids” and “immature” or whatever. I wanted to laugh soooo bad. I mean SOOOOOO bad! But I couldn’t. I just had to stand there and hold it in. And that I did.
I mean, the man did not even respond. He just acted as though Louie Armstrong did not make a guest appearance in his back pocket! He didn’t laugh. He didn’t chuckle. He didn’t even slightly smile. He just stared at the wall. That is what gets me about these situations, and oh yes indeed this was not a first for me! It’s ok if it slips! It happens to the best of us! And when it does slip, it’s the guys toilet; I am not asking for an apology, or an “excuse me”, or anything polite like that!
But what I am asking for is a little bit of acknowledgement that gas was passed, with a smile or a chuckle or boisterous laugh. You can judge your response on how long and loud the fart was, but please, oh please respond! Because if you do not respond, or even acknowledge your bum cheek applause, then it does not give the rest of us the “ok” to laugh, or smile, or even acknowledge how awesome and funny it was!
All I am asking really is this: if you are standing, or sitting, in a public toilet and you rip one, whether on purpose or by accident, just acknowledge it with some sort of humor-based response, so that the rest of us, who were subjected to your musical toot, can also share in the fun and feel free enough to fully enjoy it!
Man, I was only gone to Seychelles for a week and Kanye West storms the stage at another awards show, Patrick Swayze dies, and Obama calls Kanye West a jackass. Pretty crazy.
Usually when people say that phrase they are referring to a negative occurence of some sort. Um, yeah.
So… I got a random email a couple of weeks ago from an events management company, asking me to write an original happy birthday rap song for a certain, fairly well-known and pretty rich, individual (who’s name I cannot disclose due to confidentiality agreements). The email had the subject “Seychelles booking Ryan” and purely said,
“Hi Ryan,
I worked with you on (another nameless guy’s) 60th birthday. You did a happy bday song.
I want to use you for something similar in Seychelles. You fly on 13 sept and return on 18 sept.
Whats your cell no?”
My brain took off! Seychelles? A week? WHAT?! And yes, just so you know I performed a rap at another dude’s 60th birthday party back in January, but that’s besides the point. So I emailed the guy my number and he called me almost immediately. He told me who the client was, said it would be an all inclusive week in Seychelles, and I just had to perform the one original track, one time, the night of the client’s party. And they would pay me on top of that. The rest of the week I am free to enjoy the exotic tropical island. That is crazy!
For several reasons! I need money. I have been saying for a loooooooooooooong time how I “need a vacation at a place with a hot sun, warm water and white sands”. Um, and yeah, it is pretty much just totally random and crazy. No need for further reasoning! I confirmed the job, signed the contracts, and wrote the birthday rap. Could it be true that I am actually getting paid to go on a week long, all inclusive vacation on a tropical island? This is too good to be true!
Today was the day. I went to the airport, very early because there was no way I was going to miss that flight! I checked in, drank some smoothies with my wife, and then finally decided just to go on back to my gate. We said goodbye. She headed out the door and I headed towards the security check point. As my phone was passing through the x-ray machine it started ringing. I could not answer it and it went to voice mail. After I successfully passed through the security check point I checked my voice mail.
There was a message from the events manager guy asking me to urgently call him back. Uh oh!
I called him back. He gave me the bad news: the birthday boy is no longer coming to the Seychelles for the party! I could not believe my ears!!
Then I thought I had literally lost my hearing, or my brain, when he said,
“But don’t worry, you will still get paid. And you are still welcome to come on through and spend a week in Seychelles all expenses paid, but we understand if you have other stuff to do. You will get paid either way.”
Deep sigh. I guess I will just have to go. Well isn’t that just the way things work! My 2% business 98% holiday trip just turned into a 100%, all expenses paid, PAYING vacation! That’s just my luck!
Health Care Reform? What the? Not living in the States but caring about family, friends and others who do live there makes things tricky sometimes. I try and keep up to date on relevant current events as much as possible, especially ones of the political nature, but because I am not in America, I tend to not always know everything that is going on over there. There is an upside to that however, because I see how people who are living “in it” (“it” being whatever the topic, controversy, scandal, etc. of the day may be), get so caught up in all the emotion, opinion, and hearsay that an objective view on the matter is more difficult to have.
I have recently seen this in my online interactions around the topic of President Obama’s crack at Health Care Reform. I have seen many emotional Facebook statuses, groups, blogs, Youtube videos, and comments under all of these things about the topic; government takeover, socialism, “why do we have to pay for them”, Obama is a socialist puppet, Obama is the health insurance companies’ puppet, we need to get back to capitalism, Obama is just like Hitler, Obama is a liar, emotion, opinion, emotion.
In a country where people are allowed freedom of belief, opinion and expression, it is literally impossible to please everyone! I get that. But sometimes when I see a frenzy like the Health Care Reform noise, I wonder if people even bother getting the full information about the topic they are ranting and raving about, before they begin their rants. Forget “full information”, sometimes I wonder if some people get any information about the topic. I saw a comment on a Youtube video where a guy called President Obama a “socialist puppet to the health insurance companies”. This guy obviously does not realize that a “socialist puppet” would be in direct opposition to meeting the demands of big business.
I went online and read into the topic a bit. I also watched the video of President Obama’s speech on Health Care Reform, twice. And after watching the video I really do not understand what people are still so worked up about. Maybe I am not understanding what he is proposing in fullness and I am open to correction, but in what I understood from his speech, he is indeed trying to reform the American health care system so every American benefits from it, but what he is suggesting is not totally radical change. What I did see is he is asking people to stop spreading fear, specifically and especially those opposing him, and be willing to sit down at the table together and really work on this. He said,
“But what we have also seen in these last months is the same partisan spectacle that only hardens the disdain many Americans have toward their own government. Instead of honest debate, we have seen scare tactics. Some have dug into unyielding ideological camps that offer no hope of compromise. Too many have used this as an opportunity to score short-term political points, even if it robs the country of our opportunity to solve a long-term challenge. And out of this blizzard of charges and counter-charges, confusion has reigned. Well the time for bickering is over. The time for games has passed. Now is the season for action. Now is when we must bring the best ideas of both parties together, and show the American people that we can still do what we were sent here to do. Now is the time to deliver on health care.”
He then spoke on the actual plan, which he admitted “still needs ironing out”. President Obama said that he sees the Left wanting complete socialized health care like Canada, and the Right wanting every-man-for-himself with individuals paying for private insurance. He said that he can see positive arguments for both but he feels that neither approach alone will successfully work for America. Obama sees the need to find middle ground. He said, “Since health care represents 1/6th of our economy, I believe it makes more since to build on what works and fix what doesn’t, rather than try and build an entirely new system from scratch.”
Because honestly, the American health care system is a bit of a mess; “a bit” being an understatement. Sure, there are people who cannot even afford health insurance, but they are actually in the minority. A big problem is people who are insured are getting robbed by the insurance companies because they are not being covered in the way they should due to the greedy, profit driven, red tape ridden agenda of the insurance companies. From what I understood from Obama’s speech he does not intend for a complete government takeover with health care, and tax payers will not be paying other people’s medical expenses. Here is what I understood from his speech:
People who are on a health insurance plan that they are happy with are free to stay.
Within that there will be more regulations on insurance companies to make sure they: are not denying people of service due to previous illnesses, dropping people in the time of need, and even covering preventative check ups like colonoscopies and mammograms; all of these things in protection of the consumer of health insurance and not the companies.
He also wants to put measures in place to make sure that big insurance companies do not take advantage of small businesses and individuals.
For the people who are not covered by their employment or cannot afford private health insurance, Obama proposes to offer tax coupons to health insurance companies who offer a more affordable option. This will benefit both the companies and the consumers.
And for the people who still cannot afford a health care option, Obama proposes a public option. This is the option that people are freaking out about because they think their tax money will be paying for other people’s health care. But President Obama explained that this is not the case. The public option is also an alternative that the insurance companies are frantically fighting. But Obama explained how it would work:
This system will take four years to set up.
It will be funded not by money from tax payers, but the public health insurance option will eventually be self sustainable. How? From the actual premiums people pay. Much of the money consumers pay for private insurance goes to profits and the public option is a “not for profit” alternative, meaning consumers get what they pay for and no profit is made.
To oppose the fear of the insurance companies Obama explained that Americans who are in need of such a service only fall within 5% of the population, and he compared the system to public tertiary education institutions. Public colleges and universities are there for people who cannot afford private ones, but are in no way a threat to the bigger private colleges and universities. Obama believes it will also create an even more competitive market.
He also suggested a polishing and protection of Medicare for the seniors.
When I look at this I do not see a socialist government takeover and I also do not see a total surrender to big business and powerful insurance companies. Also keeping in mind that President Obama did not create these problems he is trying to fix, it seems the easy thing for him to do would be to just leave it for the next guy. In his speech he said that “now is the time” and he refused to back down form the challenge. His plan is not perfect, but to me it looks like an attempt to try and work at a flawed system, protect the consumer, make the market more competitive but better regulated, and insure that each and every American can receive the health care they need, when they need it most. Maybe I am missing something here. Watch the speech for yourself. I would love to hear your comments.
I try to be open-minded and nonjudgmental as much as possible. But this morning I just realised something: I judge people who do not flush the toilet VERY harshly. When I go to the toilet after someone who doesn’t flush my whole opinion of that person changes, at least for a few seconds. I get all hot and bothered, I think bad thoughts about the person, and it disgusts me. It is pretty petty, but I allow those feelings to be projected on the non-flushing individual, at least if only, for the duration of the toilet visit. This has happened my entire life, subconsciously I think, but I only realised it this morning. I wonder if they have an IAT for that?